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The Saucy Chronicles
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The Three Self-Proclaimed "Handsome Trailheads" Hike Vickery Creek Trail, Then Make Tracks To NFA Burger.
Although People magazine has never deemed any Trailhead worthy of inclusion in its annual “Sexiest Man Alive” issue, Trail Master Guy declared, with no substantiation, that he and participating hikers Brad and Patrick were “the handsome Trailheads.” Unsurprisingly, the inflated-headed twosome readily agreed. With an echo chamber of three, who was to argue? Echoes are reassuring and confirming. Lawyers representing the other three Trailheads immediately issued cease and d
Trailheads Mourn As They March, Revel In God’s Crayon Box, And Feast At Owens & Hull.
This was our first outing following Roy’s retirement from the trails, and Trailheads were shaken. Brad was so gripped by grief that he was a no-show, saying he had “pulled his hamstring.” What a lame excuse–– does he think we’re idiots?! Taffy gets pulled, Brad, not muscles. But the other Trailheads all showed up as Trail Master Guy led us on the Heritage Park Trail in Mableton. If you’ve never hiked this path, you simply must lace up and go. Mind your step, though, since
Trailheads Lose A Man, Tramp Through Piedmont Park, And Stuff Their Gaping Pieholes At Woody’s CheeseSteaks.
It is a sad day in Trailhead Land. We lost one of our own, a man in the prime of his life who has hung up his hiking boots and gone to his great reward– if you think playing pickleball, practicing guitar, and perfecting cat photography are treats. On this overcast day, we learned our beloved Roy Tumbles is no more. We know some news sources will jump to the conclusion he met his demise at the hands of a rabid squirrel or fled the country to avoid incarceration for any numbe
Roy Runs Out Of Believable Excuses, Trailheads Rally To March With Thousands, And In Nature, Then We Engorge Ourselves At City Barbecue.
We witnessed a miracle this week as Roy rose from his bed of frequent minor ailments and major excuses to join his friends for a hike. Joyous Steve dropped to his knees and cheered, “Hosannas” at the sight of the prodigal Trailhead’s return to the fold. George is still exploring the wilds of Oregon, hiking along with Carole and a couple of jokers named Lewis and Clark, who are so adept in the wilds they don’t even need the AllTrails app. “Is this the Oregon Trail?” George as
Trailheads Say, “Cancel Us If You Can,” Hike/Walk Ol’ McDaniel Farm, Then Devour At Dreamland BBQ.
Trailheads’ motto is On The Path to Truth and Barbecue , and we take that mission seriously. Seriously. The only way to get to the...
Lost Trail Master Gets All Philosophical, Fio Preaches, And We Devour Owens And Hull.
For this week’s adventure, Trail Master chose a site that General Sherman and his troops visited during their march to Atlanta, Cascade...
A Trio of Trailheads Conquer Bowmans Island Trail, Talk Manly Man Talk, And Say “Sayonara” To Socks (Who Loves Barbecue).
While the official roster of Trailheads consists of five outdoor-loving, hiking enthusiasts – and one air conditioner-loving,...
Trailheads Offer A Movable Feast For Chiggers, Spiders, And Snakes, Roam Aimlessly, And Chow Down At Fat Matt’s Rib Shack.
A worried world heaved a collective sigh of relief as Trail Master Guy assembled an almost-full crew to hike this week. Hiking fans...
Trailheads Welcome Lobster Boy Home, Draft A New Trail Master, And Are Celebs At Big Shanty Smokehouse.
Brad returned from Maine to join his booted mates. Although we didn’t ask him, we’re confident he hiked down the Appalachian Trail for...
Trailheads Go Trippin’, Curse Cyclist, Befriend Sasquatch, And Hit Socks’ For Tasty Barbecue.
It was an action-packed hike in Trailheads Land this week. Trail Master Guy rallied Steve, Brad, and Patrick. George tapped out because...
The Trail Mother Joins The Trailheads To Hike The Beltline, Explore Zombie Tunnels And Eat At Fox Bros Que-osk.
We posed for a selfie by a fallen tree and noticed something on top of it.
There were a couple of kinky Teddy Bears bound together. Had we discovered a toy BDSM scene? What’s wrong with kids these days?! Would we soon see a Ken doll with a red gag ball in its mouth? We blushed and walked away in disgust.
We Scale Amicalola Falls Mountain, Leave A Man Behind, And Discover Four 41 BBQ In Canton.
Amicalola is a Cherokee word that means “Tumbling waters” in English. And, oh, does that water ever tumble—729 feet from the top of a...
Trail Master Announces Death March, We Hike A Slick Trail, And Chow Down At City Barbecue.
A leader must always be on guard for dissent among the troops. The undercurrent of grumbles can rise into a chorus of bellyaches, and...
Evil Trail Master Leads Us Off The Grid, We Almost Die, Then Feast At Jim ‘N Nick's Bar-B-Q.
George and Roy are lucky stiffs because they missed this week’s adventure. George was with his bride in London for rest and recreation–...
Trailheads Brave Drizzle, Welcome A Female Guest, And Trail Master Demands Praise At Socks.
It’s been a busy time in Trailheads Country, which is a lot like Marlboro Country without all the macho cowboy crap, chaps, heavy...
Bad Boy Brad on The Lam From The Law, Loses Car Keys, Saved By Fair Damsel, Then Feasts At Community Q.
Your mom warned you about having friends like Trailhead Brad. He’s a man who plays by his own rules, rebels against authority, and...
We Avoid Cruella de Vil, Meet A Balloon Artist, And George Tells Trailheads to Drop Dead At Fox Bros.
On some hikes, it’s not the trails that are the adventure but the people you meet along the way. This week, we hiked the Lullwater Loop...
Trail Master Abandons Trailheads, They Hike On, Cause An International Incident And Pig Out At Dixie Q.
Trailheads were a rudderless ship this week, with Trail Master Guy absent on the road. The world had wondered if the gang of misfits...
Trailheads Search For Hippopotamuses, Hike Two Trails, And Devour Gas Station Meat Candy.
If you’re a hippopotamus, it’s hard to hide. That’s a classic opening line for a novel, eh? With each adult beast weighing over 3,000...
Trailheads Support National Parks Workers, Attend Dog Show In The Woods, And E.A.T. At D.B.A.
As the Trailheads vehicles rolled into the East Palisades Trail parking lot, we immediately kept our eyes peeled. Now, we’re not normally...
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