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The Saucy Chronicles
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Trailheads Go Trippin’, Curse Cyclist, Befriend Sasquatch, And Hit Socks’ For Tasty Barbecue.
It was an action-packed hike in Trailheads Land this week. Trail Master Guy rallied Steve, Brad, and Patrick. George tapped out because...
The Trail Mother Joins The Trailheads To Hike The Beltline, Explore Zombie Tunnels And Eat At Fox Bros Que-osk.
We posed for a selfie by a fallen tree and noticed something on top of it.
There were a couple of kinky Teddy Bears bound together. Had we discovered a toy BDSM scene? What’s wrong with kids these days?! Would we soon see a Ken doll with a red gag ball in its mouth? We blushed and walked away in disgust.
We Scale Amicalola Falls Mountain, Leave A Man Behind, And Discover Four 41 BBQ In Canton.
Amicalola is a Cherokee word that means “Tumbling waters” in English. And, oh, does that water ever tumble—729 feet from the top of a...
Trail Master Announces Death March, We Hike A Slick Trail, And Chow Down At City Barbecue.
A leader must always be on guard for dissent among the troops. The undercurrent of grumbles can rise into a chorus of bellyaches, and...
Trailheads Debate Their Origin Story, Hike Old Forest, See Teddy Bears in Bondage, And Attack The 57th Fighter Group Restaurant
We posed for a selfie by a fallen tree and noticed something on top of it.
There were a couple of kinky Teddy Bears bound together. Had we discovered a toy BDSM scene? What’s wrong with kids these days?! Would we soon see a Ken doll with a red gag ball in its mouth? We blushed and walked away in disgust.
Trailheads March On Battlefields, Obey Rules (For Once), And Retreat to Dickey’s Barbecue Pit
Trail Master Guy rallied Brad, Steve, and Patrick for this week’s hike on Hardage Mill and Noses Creek Loop Trail in Kennesaw. We hadn’t hiked this Civil War battle site since January 2024 (read about that adventure here).
The missing Trailheads had decent excuses. George was flying back from vacationing in London, where he had been pub crawling with his wife, Carole, and trying to join The Rolling Stones. (Mick blackballed him.)
Roy was on vacation with his wife Karlenne and
Patrick Scullin
May 18
Evil Trail Master Leads Us Off The Grid, We Almost Die, Then Feast At Jim ‘N Nick's Bar-B-Q.
George and Roy are lucky stiffs because they missed this week’s adventure. George was with his bride in London for rest and recreation–...
Trailheads Brave Drizzle, Welcome A Female Guest, And Trail Master Demands Praise At Socks.
It’s been a busy time in Trailheads Country, which is a lot like Marlboro Country without all the macho cowboy crap, chaps, heavy...
Bad Boy Brad on The Lam From The Law, Loses Car Keys, Saved By Fair Damsel, Then Feasts At Community Q.
Your mom warned you about having friends like Trailhead Brad. He’s a man who plays by his own rules, rebels against authority, and...
We Avoid Cruella de Vil, Meet A Balloon Artist, And George Tells Trailheads to Drop Dead At Fox Bros.
On some hikes, it’s not the trails that are the adventure but the people you meet along the way. This week, we hiked the Lullwater Loop...
Trail Master Abandons Trailheads, They Hike On, Cause An International Incident And Pig Out At Dixie Q.
Trailheads were a rudderless ship this week, with Trail Master Guy absent on the road. The world had wondered if the gang of misfits...
Trailheads Search For Hippopotamuses, Hike Two Trails, And Devour Gas Station Meat Candy.
If you’re a hippopotamus, it’s hard to hide. That’s a classic opening line for a novel, eh? With each adult beast weighing over 3,000...
Trailheads Support National Parks Workers, Attend Dog Show In The Woods, And E.A.T. At D.B.A.
As the Trailheads vehicles rolled into the East Palisades Trail parking lot, we immediately kept our eyes peeled. Now, we’re not normally...
Trailheads Discuss A Cartoon Beaver, Death, Hike Without Touching Earth, And Pig Out At Jack’s Feed Store Bar-B-Q.
Some helpful travel advice: If you ever see a bucktoothed cartoon beaver while traveling, make a pit stop. Patrick recently visited the...
Trailheads Relocate Our World Headquarters, March The Confluence Trail And Enjoy Gulf Of Mexico Cuisine.
This week’s tale is a moving story about a hike and lunch, with a surprising twist ending: We switched up our barbecue diet. Crazy,...
Trailheads Break-In A New Knee, Hike On Concrete, And Feast At Fox. Bros.
On December 27th, Trailhead Patrick was knocked out, while a gang of medical mechanics with sharp objects gave him a total knee...
Trailheads Pave New Trails, Watch Tennis And Golf And Devour DAS.
What is a walk and when does it graduate to become a hike? What constitutes a saunter? These are the pressing issues of our times. When...
Fio Keeps Trail Master Company, Trailheads Rally To Sample Asian Grandma’s Barbecue.
Poor Trail Master Guy. In less than a month, he has hiked alone twice as his trail mates had excuses––some lame and some legit. Patrick...
Trailheads Embrace Hip-Hop Hiking, Check In On Cyborg Patrick and Get Cued At 'cue.
Trailheads rode north of the city to the distant, mysterious land called Peachtree Corners to kick off 2025. We wanted to check on...
Trail Master Leads Fio On A Solitary Hike, Inspects Graves, And Then Eats Sushi.
Thursday is Trailheads’ Hiking Day. Thursday’s are sacrosanct and holy (or at least pretty darn important). On Thursday, we hike and earn...
Guy Tucker, sauced by Patrick Scullin
Dec 22, 2024
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