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Nov 15, 2025 ∙ 6 min
The Three Self-Proclaimed "Handsome Trailheads" Hike Vickery Creek Trail, Then Make Tracks To NFA Burger.
Although People magazine has never deemed any Trailhead worthy of inclusion in its annual “Sexiest Man Alive” issue, Trail Master Guy declared, with no substantiation, that he and participating hikers Brad and Patrick were “the handsome Trailheads.” Unsurprisingly, the inflated-headed twosome readily agreed. With an echo chamber of three, who was to argue? Echoes are reassuring and confirming. Lawyers representing the other three Trailheads immediately issued cease and desist orders....
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Apr 18, 2025 ∙ 6 min
Bad Boy Brad on The Lam From The Law, Loses Car Keys, Saved By Fair Damsel, Then Feasts At Community Q.
Your mom warned you about having friends like Trailhead Brad. He’s a man who plays by his own rules, rebels against authority, and...
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Oct 4, 2024 ∙ 8 min
The Mayor Tells Trailheads Not To Hike, Elvis Is Rescued From The Hooch, And We Feast At Owens And Hull.
When Batman got a call from Gotham City Mayor Hamilton Hill, he obeyed it. When Trailheads got a call from Atlanta Mayor Andre Dickens,...
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