This’ll be quick. Office caught fire. Don’t wanna die in inferno––could be preview of afterlife. Bummer. Trailheads Guy and Patrick hiked Hyde Farm Trail. Other guys are lazy bums—eating flapjacks, farting, watching TV. (As it turns out, they were.) Hiking heroes selfie time: Oh, no!!! Fire spreading. Gotta hurry. Getting hotter. Back to hike. We saw old farm. Buildings stacked on stones. Weird. Stones? Lousy farm. No animals. No farmer skeletons. Just old crap. No crops, either. Just...

The dependable Trailheads, who Brad has labeled The Terrific Trailheads Trio (Guy, Brad, and Patrick) gathered to walk the Grant Park Trail. Steve and George were traveling, seperately, and no doubt waiting in long airport security lines, as ICE agents watched them while sipping their lattes. Trailheads last made the Grant Park trek almost three years ago, and we detailed its fascinating history (the place isn’t named for who you think). Learn all about the story here . Of course, none of...

Although it’s not commonly known, Kennesaw Mountain was once the site of nasty battles. Seriously, we’re not making this up. There was bloodshed on this majestic mountain during the Civil War, a kerfluffle not known for its civility, but one that gave Abraham Lincoln some pretty good fodder for his speech writing. Trailheads had hiked this site before, and Trail Master Guy, Steve, George, Brad, and Patrick assembled with their loyal companions Fio and Elvis to surmount it once again. It...