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The Saucy Chronicles
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Trailheads Tempt Ticks, A Copperhead, And Fate, Then Celebrate Survival At Lewis Barbecue With A Good Saucing.
Remember us? We're the Trailheads— hiking and dining men of mystery. Our last dispatch was well over a month ago, and the rumor mill has been grinding out conspiracy theories about what happened to the six lads. Many speculate that the band of brothers had an ugly breakup after the introduction of a woman named Yoko. Though revisionist history says she was irritating, not divisive. Another story was that Roy decided to return to hiking but refused to follow Guy, so he led a
Three Trailheads Hike Island Ford, Recall Their Harvard Days, And Refuel At Morty’s Meat & Supply Co.
You couldn’t imagine a more idyllic day for a hike, but go ahead and try. Close your eyes (remember to open them later!) and picture your perfect hiking weather. Well, we had that day, and Trail Master chose the Island Ford Trail in Sandy Springs as our destination. The parking lot was jammed because of a ceremony to swear in K. Lynn Berry, the new Superintendent of the Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area, who has extensive experience in the National Park Service in
Trailheads Debate The Depth Of The Women In “Landman,” Discuss “Competency Porn,” Then Queue Up For ‘cue Barbecue.
Trail Master gave the sad news that our girl, Fio, had a “crick in her neck” from catching Frisbees. “That’s the dog equivalent of pickleball elbow,” Dr. Patrick said. “I recommend anti-inflammatories and McKenzie Method exercises. And avoid plastic circular objects.” “Shut up,” Guy responded, teary-eyed. “She’s just a helpless baby. And I hate pickleball.” Elvis arrived with Brad in tow (he’s his dedicated Uber). The muscular beast immediately started playing with another
A Trailheads Skeletal Crew Marches On As Illness Takes Down Two, Then The Hikers Feast At Dixie Q. In Solidarity.
The hiking day started with Brad calling in sick, complaining of a fever, aches, chills, and “a touch of bubonic plague.” Our first thoughts were of Elvis—we hoped our Trailhead pal wouldn’t get his dog sick. That would be awful. Next, Steve texted that he couldn’t hike because he’d been up since 4 a.m. with “dysentery.” Bad diseases were flying around Trailheads’ world. Of course, Roy was out because he hates hiking almost as much as he hates being with us – so half our adv
Trailheads Say, “Cancel Us If You Can,” Hike/Walk Ol’ McDaniel Farm, Then Devour At Dreamland BBQ.
Trailheads’ motto is On The Path to Truth and Barbecue , and we take that mission seriously. Seriously. The only way to get to the...
Lost Trail Master Gets All Philosophical, Fio Preaches, And We Devour Owens And Hull.
For this week’s adventure, Trail Master chose a site that General Sherman and his troops visited during their march to Atlanta, Cascade...
A Trio of Trailheads Conquer Bowmans Island Trail, Talk Manly Man Talk, And Say “Sayonara” To Socks (Who Loves Barbecue).
While the official roster of Trailheads consists of five outdoor-loving, hiking enthusiasts – and one air conditioner-loving,...
Trailheads Talk Guano, Get Schooled in Bats, Feast On Ohio Barbecue.
People agree that Trailheads are excellent hikers–dedicated, outdoorsy, and rugged as all get out–but they also debate theoretical...
Patrick Scullin. Lightly Sauced by Roy Trimble.
Aug 24, 2024
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