

Trailheads Tempt Ticks, A Copperhead, And Fate, Then Celebrate Survival At Lewis Barbecue With A Good Saucing.
Remember us? We're the Trailheads— hiking and dining men of mystery. Our last dispatch was well over a month ago, and the rumor mill has been grinding out conspiracy theories about what happened to the six lads. Many speculate that the band of brothers had an ugly breakup after the introduction of a woman named Yoko. Though revisionist history says she was irritating, not divisive. Another story was that Roy decided to return to hiking but refused to follow Guy, so he led a


Short, Sweet, Hot: Two Trailheads Hike Hyde Farm Trail, Shun Barbecue for Philly Cheesesteaks.
This’ll be quick. Office caught fire. Don’t wanna die in inferno––could be preview of afterlife. Bummer. Trailheads Guy and Patrick hiked Hyde Farm Trail. Other guys are lazy bums—eating flapjacks, farting, watching TV. (As it turns out, they were.) Hiking heroes selfie time: Oh, no!!! Fire spreading. Gotta hurry. Getting hotter. Back to hike. We saw old farm. Buildings stacked on stones. Weird. Stones? Lousy farm. No animals. No farmer skeletons. Just old crap. No crops,




